Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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