Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
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