just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I need to calm my uterus...
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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