She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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