Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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pop tarts are not kleenex
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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