I wanna bring you to show and tell
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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