Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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