I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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