come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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