Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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