and my herpes radar will keep us safe
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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