Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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