party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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