i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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