i was rollin on her like bob the builder
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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