You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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