This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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