I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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