Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
This girl is more easily done than said...
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
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her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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