would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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