Non-Jews are for practice
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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