That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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