I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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