Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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