Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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