Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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