I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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