you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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