Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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