Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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