PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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