I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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