just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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