You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
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The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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