She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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