he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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