do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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