there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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