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garbage dick
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you win
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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