it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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