The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
That's intense
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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