Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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