he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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