the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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