you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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