I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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