If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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