So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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