worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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