No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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